The New Girl: NYCMidnight Flash Fiction Challenge 2

So...it's the second installment of the Flash Fiction Challenge that I entered. And...I sucked it up big time on this one.

Comedy is really hard!

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So...this is the second round. My group was given:
Comedy genre/Luxury Spa/Exit Sign

Here's my entry:

The New Girl